Bloodrayne is the WORST videogame movie adaptation

I’m not stating that lightly. The only good thing I can say about Bloodrayne is that it is only slightly better than The Ninth Gate which I found to be atrocious and a waste of movie fest time.

And it’s not even that Bloodrayne is soooo bad that it’s good – it’s so bad, it’s laugh out loud funny. The storyline made no sense, the lines were corny, the actors looked dead and there were some pretty good actors in the cast.

I mean Michael Madsen, Ben Kingsley! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

Kristanna Loken who made a wonderful Terminatrix was terrible here – totally lacking in coordination and her court jester-type pants were so distracting.

Though most distracting thing is a toss up between Michelle Rodriguez’s accent and Ben Kingsley’s right hand man who looked kinda cross-eyed that instead of feeling scared of the evil henchman we were all laughing.

3 thoughts on “Bloodrayne is the WORST videogame movie adaptation”

  1. hehehe. haven’t seen this one yet. have you seen Doom? i used to go ga-ga over this game. the movie’s ok. even had a scene just like as if you’re playing…

  2. this movie SUUUUUUUCCCKKED
    the “”””special”””” (yeah right) effects were so frickin corny and their line werent coordinated for shit. and didnt even understand the ending… mostly cuz i was too busy luaghing my ass off

    first game was kick ass. never played the second

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